If I Tell You Patch

Introducing the “If I Tell You” Patch – A Clever Twist on Tactical Secrecy!

Add a touch of humour and intrigue to your tactical gear with the “If I Tell You” Patch. Crafted from durable PVC material and featuring a convenient hook and loop fastener back, this patch keeps the element of secrecy alive while sparking curiosity and laughter.

Key Features:

Clever Wordplay:

The “If I Tell You” Patch cleverly hints at the need for secrecy and leaves others intrigued.

Durable PVC Construction:

Designed to withstand the rigors of your adventures and add a playful twist to your gear.

Generous Size:

Measuring 85mm x 70mm, this patch offers ample space for the witty message, making it a standout addition to your tactical gear, clothing, or backpack.

Hook and Loop Fastener:

The patch’s hook and loop fastener back ensures easy and secure attachment, allowing you to spark curiosity and laughter wherever you go.